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AtticusValo
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Your mother....
Payno- Posts : 3079
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Location : Bournemouth, UK
- Post n°1
Your mother....
...is so poor that she has to go to KFC to lick other people's fingers
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- Post n°2
Re: Your mother....
...armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got 2 gorillas in headlocks
AtticusValo- Posts : 1997
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Location : Birmingham, Alabama
- Post n°3
Re: Your mother....
...is so small, she has to slam dunk her busfare
Last edited by AtticusValo on Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:16 pm; edited 1 time in total
FraRPetO- Posts : 902
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Location : Denmark
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Re: Your mother....
Your mother has hairy nipples
Last edited by AtticusValo on Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:17 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Thats a 'your mother' joke? lol)
AtticusValo- Posts : 1997
Forum Grade Points : 6798
Location : Birmingham, Alabama
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Re: Your mother....
...is so fat, she tripped over the grand canyon and got stuck.
Last edited by AtticusValo on Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:17 pm; edited 2 times in total
Payno- Posts : 3079
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Location : Bournemouth, UK
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Re: Your mother....
...is so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest they said 'sorry, no professionals'.
AtticusValo- Posts : 1997
Forum Grade Points : 6798
Location : Birmingham, Alabama
- Post n°7
Re: Your mother....
...is so fat that when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up.
Payno- Posts : 3079
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Location : Bournemouth, UK
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Re: Your mother....
...is so dumb that she sat on the TV to watch the sofa
Last edited by Payno on Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:36 pm; edited 1 time in total
Payno- Posts : 3079
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Location : Bournemouth, UK
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Re: Your mother....
PMC Franz wrote:Your mother has hairy nipples
Get in there Franzy. Straight to the point!
AtticusValo- Posts : 1997
Forum Grade Points : 6798
Location : Birmingham, Alabama
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Re: Your mother....
...is so fat, she turns her heels into sandals
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Re: Your mother....
Your mother has hairy nipples
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
More of a fact than a joke!
AtticusValo- Posts : 1997
Forum Grade Points : 6798
Location : Birmingham, Alabama
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Re: Your mother....
Someone explain the rules to Franz >_>
Payno- Posts : 3079
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Location : Bournemouth, UK
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Re: Your mother....
....is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind
Payno- Posts : 3079
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Location : Bournemouth, UK
- Post n°14
Re: Your mother....
AtticusValo wrote:Someone explain the rules to Franz >_>
Don't know if I have the will power to explain
Maybe we should just create another topic
PMC Franz is so..... (please complete)
Player One- Posts : 220
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Re: Your mother....
PMC Franz has hairy nipples :')
But ok, your mother is so fat, you need a map and a compass to find her bellybutton.
But ok, your mother is so fat, you need a map and a compass to find her bellybutton.
Payno- Posts : 3079
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Location : Bournemouth, UK
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Re: Your mother....
...is so old that she sat behind Jesus at school
AtticusValo- Posts : 1997
Forum Grade Points : 6798
Location : Birmingham, Alabama
- Post n°17
Re: Your mother....
...is so stupid that she focused for hours at orange juice because it said 'concentrate'
CoRRUPTED- Posts : 13
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Location : dublin,ireland
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Re: Your mother....
is so tall she done a backflip n kiked jesus in the face
is soo hairy they filmed gorrillas in the mist in her shower
is so stupid i told her it was chili out side n she ran out wif a bowl nd spoon
is so fat that she goes to the cinema and sits next to evry one
is soo skinny wen she turns sideways she dissapears
so fat that wen she runs down the road she sets off car alams
ROFLCOPTER ... im on fire ill stop now due to finger cramps enjoy .. btw if ya wnt more jus add some replies
is soo hairy they filmed gorrillas in the mist in her shower
is so stupid i told her it was chili out side n she ran out wif a bowl nd spoon
is so fat that she goes to the cinema and sits next to evry one
is soo skinny wen she turns sideways she dissapears
so fat that wen she runs down the road she sets off car alams
ROFLCOPTER ... im on fire ill stop now due to finger cramps enjoy .. btw if ya wnt more jus add some replies
RagingLaoShan- Posts : 65
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Location : Nürnberg, Germany
- Post n°19
Re: Your mother....
...is so dumb, that she goes into the forest to sell wood.
...is so fat, that all think shes a taxi, if she wears a yellow T-Shirt.
...is cooking too much, n' thats why shes so fat.
...is so dumb, when she reads this she laughs, when shes reading these jokes.
...is so fat, that all think shes a taxi, if she wears a yellow T-Shirt.
...is cooking too much, n' thats why shes so fat.
...is so dumb, when she reads this she laughs, when shes reading these jokes.
Last edited by RagingLaoShan on Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:58 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Just add something :))
FraRPetO- Posts : 902
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Location : Denmark
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Re: Your mother....
is so old that she has the very first signed bible
is so old that her milk became powder
is so old that her milk became powder
AtticusValo- Posts : 1997
Forum Grade Points : 6798
Location : Birmingham, Alabama
- Post n°21
Re: Your mother....
is so old she bumps old topics..
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