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    Payno


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    Your mother....

    Post by Payno on Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:44 am

    ...is so poor that she has to go to KFC to lick other people's fingers

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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by Guest on Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:34 am

    ...armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got 2 gorillas in headlocks
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    AtticusValo


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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by AtticusValo on Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:11 pm

    ...is so small, she has to slam dunk her busfare


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    FraRPetO


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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by FraRPetO on Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:10 pm

    Your mother has hairy nipples Razz


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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by AtticusValo on Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:55 pm

    ...is so fat, she tripped over the grand canyon and got stuck.


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    Payno


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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by Payno on Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:57 pm

    ...is so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest they said 'sorry, no professionals'.
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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by AtticusValo on Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:15 pm

    ...is so fat that when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get back up.


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    Payno


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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by Payno on Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:35 pm

    ...is so dumb that she sat on the TV to watch the sofa


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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by Payno on Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:36 pm

    PMC Franz wrote:Your mother has hairy nipples Razz

    Get in there Franzy. Straight to the point!
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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by AtticusValo on Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:53 am

    ...is so fat, she turns her heels into sandals


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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by Guest on Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:56 am

    Your mother has hairy nipples Very Happy

    HAHAHHAHAHAHA

    More of a fact than a joke!
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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by AtticusValo on Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:57 am

    Someone explain the rules to Franz >_>







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    Payno


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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by Payno on Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:37 am

    ....is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind
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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by Payno on Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:39 am

    AtticusValo wrote:Someone explain the rules to Franz >_>







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    Don't know if I have the will power to explain

    Maybe we should just create another topic

    PMC Franz is so..... (please complete)

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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by Player One on Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:27 pm

    PMC Franz has hairy nipples :')

    But ok, your mother is so fat, you need a map and a compass to find her bellybutton.
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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by Payno on Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:27 am

    ...is so old that she sat behind Jesus at school
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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by AtticusValo on Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:43 am

    ...is so stupid that she focused for hours at orange juice because it said 'concentrate'


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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by CoRRUPTED on Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:29 am

    is so tall she done a backflip n kiked jesus in the face

    is soo hairy they filmed gorrillas in the mist in her shower

    is so stupid i told her it was chili out side n she ran out wif a bowl nd spoon

    is so fat that she goes to the cinema and sits next to evry one

    is soo skinny wen she turns sideways she dissapears

    so fat that wen she runs down the road she sets off car alams

    ROFLCOPTER ... im on fire ill stop now due to finger cramps enjoy .. btw if ya wnt more jus add some replies
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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by RagingLaoShan on Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:51 am

    ...is so dumb, that she goes into the forest to sell wood.

    ...is so fat, that all think shes a taxi, if she wears a yellow T-Shirt.

    ...is cooking too much, n' thats why shes so fat.

    ...is so dumb, when she reads this she laughs, when shes reading these jokes.

    trudat


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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by FraRPetO on Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:54 am

    is so old that she has the very first signed bible
    is so old that her milk became powder
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    Re: Your mother....

    Post by AtticusValo on Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:57 am

    is so old she bumps old topics..


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