The Quote Thread

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Another TGF special

Going to add some sound clips

[06/07/2012 16:12:51] Payno: i have piles (facepalm)
[06/07/2012 16:14:49] Podge: what are piles again?
[06/07/2012 16:15:57] Payno: just another pain in my ass
[06/07/2012 16:16:17] Podge: hohooo
[06/07/2012 16:16:20] Podge:
[06/07/2012 21:13:06] Payno: i just tried putting my new meds in my bum
[06/07/2012 21:13:12] Payno: but i kept laughing
[06/07/2012 21:13:19] Payno: and it kept popping out xD
[06/07/2012 21:24:36] Anal Baguette: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[06/07/2012 21:24:57] Payno: it's impossible
[06/07/2012 21:26:57] Anal Baguette: wtf are you thinking about
[06/07/2012 21:27:03] Anal Baguette: when trying to take them
[06/07/2012 21:27:04] Anal Baguette: xDD
[06/07/2012 21:28:36] Payno: i keep thinking about my tiny asshole
[06/07/2012 21:28:43] Payno: then i look in the mirror
[06/07/2012 21:28:46] Payno: and start laughing
[06/07/2012 21:31:23] Anal Baguette: xDDDDD
[06/07/2012 21:31:57] Payno: they look like bullets

Oh Ken Barlow

It's the only way!

If respect, no problem

-bilal- wrote:If respect, no problem

Great to have you back Bilal. Big respect

[2:56:21 PM] Atti|Ryan:
[2:56:44 PM] Max: is that that in the hole thing
[2:56:48 PM] Atti|Ryan: ofc
[2:57:01 PM] Jonny: i don't get it
[2:57:22 PM] Payno: lol that gif
[2:57:30 PM] Max: it's a genius gif
[2:57:39 PM] Payno: i remember watching that video over and over
[2:57:43 PM] Max: just for that I like him
[2:58:03 PM] Jonny: can someone explain
[2:58:28 PM] Max: he's being a suave b'stard
[2:59:02 PM] Payno: one in the hole jon
[2:59:05 PM] Atti|Ryan: the writing doesn't matter
[2:59:05 PM] Payno: you know....
[2:59:13 PM] Jonny: golf?
[2:59:27 PM] *** Payno removed Jonny from this conversation. ***
[2:59:42 PM] Max: lol
[2:59:50 PM] Max: are you watching norwich then?
[2:59:52 PM] *** Payno added Jonny ***
[3:00:17 PM] Payno: stoke palace maybe
[3:00:30 PM] Max: that's why he's always getting told off when you come in here
[3:00:30 PM] Jonny: what is it thn
[3:00:36 PM] Max: in the hole
[3:00:40 PM] Max: the pussy hole
[3:00:41 PM] Jonny: what hole
[3:00:44 PM] Jonny: ok
[3:00:44 PM] Atti|Ryan: cock in vag
[3:00:49 PM] Atti|Ryan: or anus if you prefer

[15 September 2013 19:30] Dave:

hey pad u know how do the photo at the pc?

What's also funny is that he got the date incorrect  

Dave: i will leave my new home my gf my job for play mgs5
Dave: im sure
Dave: XD

[16:57:29] Nathan: retard is me btw
[16:57:50] Payno: oh we know

[16:55:01] Payno: what does your mum think about it all?
[16:55:10] Nathan: i didn't tell her
[16:55:16] Nathan: i told her i was at a really good party
[16:55:19] Nathan: and stayed behind to clean up
[16:56:01] Payno: the beaner
[16:56:13] Yumi: LOL
[16:56:14] Nathan: loooool
[16:56:20] Nathan: she's in the next room making me pizza
[16:56:31] Nathan: i'd show you her but i dunno how to put my webcam on
[16:56:37] Payno: are you having another pizza party?
[16:57:23] Nathan: no this is just a casual dinner
[16:57:25] Nathan: [7/4/2011 10:21:22 PM] *** Zoli added Retard ***
[7/4/2011 10:22:59 PM] Zoli: sup nathan?
[7/4/2011 10:23:10 PM] Retard: i've fount out a way
[7/4/2011 10:23:12 PM] Retard: to print money
[7/4/2011 10:23:15 PM] Retard: LLOOLL
[7/4/2011 10:23:31 PM] Zoli: isnt it illegal?
[7/4/2011 10:23:41 PM] Retard: i dunno
[7/4/2011 10:23:44 PM] Retard: but you can't tell
[7/4/2011 10:24:08 PM] Retard: ive used it earliar on off licence
[7/4/2011 10:24:09 PM] Retard: on my street
[7/4/2011 10:24:12 PM] Retard: nothing
[7/4/2011 10:24:18 PM] Retard: he didn't realise a thing
[7/4/2011 10:24:21 PM] Retard: crinkled it up
[7/4/2011 10:24:26 PM] Retard: to make it more realistic
[7/4/2011 10:24:54 PM] Zoli: im pretty sure its illegal
[7/4/2011 10:25:14 PM] Zoli: u should stop it if u dont want to go to jail
[7/4/2011 10:25:18 PM] Max: a retard on a street of retards in a town of retards
[7/4/2011 10:25:28 PM] Max: of course a retarded idea would work there
[7/4/2011 10:25:47 PM] Retard: i can't go jail
[7/4/2011 10:25:48 PM] Retard: im 16
[7/4/2011 10:26:45 PM] Retard: and ill jus say i got them handed to me
[7/4/2011 10:26:50 PM] Retard: change froma shop
[7/4/2011 10:26:52 PM] Retard: and sue the shop
[7/4/2011 10:27:26 PM | Edited 10:27:35 PM] Max: zoli, press eject
[7/4/2011 10:27:50 PM] *** Zoli removed Retard from this conversation. ***
[16:57:29] Nathan: retard is me btw
[16:57:49] Payno: oh we know

[6:22:42 PM] Nathan: i'm sure messi is a footballer

So true....   

It's almost been a year, time for another Nathan classic:
[13:49:49] Payno: who you seeing nath?
[14:34:19] Nathan: d'angelo
[14:34:54] Payno: i thought of you a few days ago
[14:34:55] Nathan: this funk jazz black guy
[14:34:58] Nathan: really
[14:35:00] Nathan: what about
[14:35:00] Payno: yeah
[14:35:29] Payno: i saw this black guy get caught stealing a dairy milk advent calendar from tesco
[14:36:43] Nathan: and you thought of me
[14:37:20] Payno: yeah, like when you were stealing mars bars from boots
[14:38:01] Nathan: i work at a casino now
[14:38:05] Nathan: i can steal chips
[14:38:13] Payno: nice
[14:39:30] Nathan: yanoe caesars palace
[14:39:35] Nathan: thats in the hungover movie
[14:39:42] Nathan: it's there franchise i work for
[14:39:50] Nathan: i can be a criminal and get publicity for it
[14:39:55] Nathan: it's a fault proof sysyem
[14:39:59] Nathan: system
[14:40:11] Payno: yeah, criminals love publicity

I really hope that he manages to steal a PS4 so that he can play MGO3.

He's fighting back!

[19:38:13] saleh: hes in wales?
[19:38:18] saleh: WE GOTTA SAVE HIM
[19:38:27] saleh: Nathan, get ur knifes ready
[19:43:23] Nathan: knives*

Drama in 2017 ^_^