Make a rhyme about yourself & MGO

I joined the game in October two thousand & eight
I never knew it would be so great

I joined a clan called R CLAN Reborn
I didn't know how much they would prawn

My level went up & so did my GP
I was playing along side the legend Zoli

But no matter how hard I tried
I always broke down and cried

OOOOOHHHHHHH MY GP
OOOOOHHHHHHH MY GP

F*ck those f*cking french b*stard c*nts
They may have beat us but only the once

F*ck off you spanish lagging f*cks
You lag so much it just f*cking sucks

Now I just hate this sh*tty f*cking game
It's so laggy it's just f*cking lame

I can't get a plus plus because I always lag
OMG I got headshotted again by that f*cking slag!

Sometimes I wanna delete my Konami ID
But then where would it leave me?

I'd be back where I started
Without R CLAN Raahtid

So to summarize
I love you guys

I didn't get a mention!
Remarked the legendary Payno

Nor did I!
Said AtticusValo

Let's not forget how instramental they are
In the running of RCR

They all lived happily ever after
Blah blah blah blah

A hell-of-a way to start a topic like this,
But now it's my turn to do the MGO diss.

I've been on a major comeback the past few weeks,
But I keep getting owned by a bunch of geeks.

I always whish them good luck and have fun.
Then they keep telling me things about my mum.

I'd like to meet somebody from my blocklist,
I'll show them thier own teeth, using nothing but my fist.

I'd tell them to show some respect and to have a good time.
That they shouldn't nag about lag, call people noobs or whine.

They are gathering teeth, knowing they'll still never have sex.
And back on MGO they call me a noob for using... CQC EX



What we have here is different though:
The friendship we have feels just like a blow.

I'm glad to be part of this loving community.
I love the leaders Payno and Atticus V.

I love you guys just same,
Because, unlike the geeks, we love the game.

We've played alongside the pros
And everyone one of us knows

They're pretty much the same
They can be just as lame

You can call them no lifers
But they're pretty good snipers

They play 24/7
We play until eleven

One day we'll have our way
We'll beat them down until they pray

THE FRENCH ARE NO GOOD,
WE BEAT THEM WITH OUR HOOD.

man this threads gave me loadsa lols xDD
i gotta think of one!

You bring a tear to my eye occasionally Desire.