Funny Facebook status updates

Some status updates just crack me up so post the funniest ones you have seen here. This one made me almost piss myself today. If it's true then obviously it's nothing to laugh about, but I chuckled imagining it anyway....

WARNING* IF YOU GO TO ASDA WITH UR KIDS,DONT LET THEM WANDER OFF OR GO TO THE TOILET ALONE!!!, 2 FOREIGN WOMEN WERE CAUGHT IN THE TOILETS YESTERDAY, SHAVING A LITTLE GIRLS HAIR AND DRESSING HER IN BOYS CLOTHES TRYING TO KIDNAP HER, THIS ALSO HAPPENED IN POOLE LAST WEEK!!!PLEASE COPY THIS AND PASTE IT ON YOUR PROFILE

sad but its an old story i heard it ages ago

Rofl! Pyun cracks me up.

*palmface*

http://fail-book.tumblr.com/

SO much FAIL!

Hahaaaa nice find! xD

I could look through those all night!

same lol

You should see the groups he joins, i die a little inside when i see every group he joins.

He is an epic Emo

This girl clearly isn't aware of Siamese cats.

i joined a group "NO!! IM A GYPSY.. CALL ME A PIKEY 1 MORE TIME AND IL MANGLE UR FACE UP!!!!!" and got this msg

Ha! I got the exact same message from her!

coz u told me join that group
[2010.03.07. 23:34:47] Payno: join the gypsy facebook group
[2010.03.07. 23:34:56] Payno: and abuse them with me

xD

R!kku's profile

Some people just love cake too much

This girl must get tonnes of friend requests:

https://www.facebook.com/Abi.Likes.It.Anally