The Quote Thread

[11:45:41] PadraigB: WHO RECRUITS NOW PAYNO

[23:40:15] Yumi: even if i was not underage i wouldnt drink xD
[23:40:34] Zoli: muslims not drinking alcohol
[23:40:38] Zoli: right?
[23:40:39] Yumi: exactly
[23:40:46] Zoli: gey
[23:40:48] Yumi: lol
[23:41:35] Zoli: i would be a shit muslim
[23:41:42] Yumi: rofl
[23:42:16] Zoli: i can imagine an irish muslim
[23:42:23] Zoli: i google it
[23:42:29] Yumi: LoL
[23:44:11] Zoli: nothoing funny :/
[23:44:34] Yumi: i dnt think u can find something funny about this xD
[23:44:54] Yumi: except if u are lucky and find and irish muslim tanker
[23:45:09] Zoli: xD
[23:46:14] Zoli: Muhhamad The Tank

Payno was talking about his last night
[0:58:49] pyunster: I have an anecdote about it
[0:59:18] pyunster: A guy decided to play a prank on a dude using a glory hole.
[0:59:34] pyunster: So the guy started sucking off the guy on the other side
[0:59:38] Payno: were u one of these guys pyun?
[1:00:00] pyunster: When he was finished, and the other guy came, they both exited respective stalls at the same time
[1:00:12] pyunster: That's when the guy playing the prank realized he was facing his dad
[1:00:17] pyunster: The moral of this story is
[1:00:36] pyunster: With a blowjob, you never know which dick goes in whose mouth
[1:00:45] pyunster: When kissing, you can always see who you're kissing
[1:01:33] Payno: im pretty sure she would have known it was going to be my dick in her mouth

[18:22:59] PadraigB: I stayed right across from Madison Square Garden
[18:23:07] PadraigB: Saw 2 Knicks games
[18:23:12] PadraigB: fuckin owned
[18:23:24] Nathan ツ: by knicks u mean niqqs?
[18:23:29] PadraigB: . . .
[18:23:36] PadraigB: The New York Knicks
[18:23:37] Zoli: NY Knicks
[18:23:42] PadraigB: Basketball team . . .
[18:23:43] Nathan ツ: what's tht
[18:23:46] Nathan ツ: nba?
[18:23:47] PadraigB: hold on
[18:23:49] Zoli: NBA team
[18:23:52] PadraigB: where is the quote thread
[18:23:58] Nathan ツ: white peoples team?
[18:24:11] Nathan ツ: all i know is chicago bulls
[18:24:17] Nathan ツ: and summet else but forgot
[18:24:29] Zoli: have u ever seen white ppl in NBA?

[15:48:09] PadraigB: Nathan
[15:48:14] PadraigB: I am playing on Paynos account

[15:50:45] Nathan ツ: pad u have paynos account?

[16:06:03] Yumi: is russian and finish the same language
[16:06:05] Yumi: nath is amazing
[16:06:21] Zoli: SAY SHUT THE FUKK UP
[16:06:37] Zoli: or u ll be DSQ
[16:07:13] Yumi: lawl redpings is here now
[16:10:00] Yumi: OG NATHAN
[16:10:07] PadraigB: NATHAN
[16:10:08] PadraigB: THE HOST
[16:10:10] PadraigB: CAN READ
[16:10:12] Yumi: ARE U SERIOUS$
[16:10:14] Yumi: HOST CAN REAd
[16:10:15] PadraigB: THAT
[16:10:20] PadraigB: YOU FUCKKING SPASTIC
[16:10:22] Nathan ツ: so he insulted me
[16:10:24] Nathan ツ: dw he didn't see
[16:10:29] Nathan ツ: and they cant see that
[16:10:35] Zoli: xD
[16:10:36] PadraigB: YES THE DEDICATED HOST CAN
[16:10:41] PadraigB: YOU STUPID pink flip-flop wearer
[16:10:43] Yumi: JESUS
[16:10:44] Nathan ツ: so he swore at me
[16:10:47] Nathan ツ: o.o
[16:10:50] PadraigB: I told you to shush
[16:10:53] PadraigB: and you didnt
[16:11:06] Nathan ツ: he told me to shut it for no fuckin reason
[16:11:11] Nathan ツ: when evry1 was talkin
[16:11:17] Nathan ツ: hu tha fuck does he think he is

[23:01:59] Payno: this is too funny
[23:02:04] Payno: quote thread gold

[22:45:09] Payno: But no, this is one of my text roleplaying buddies
[22:45:12] Payno: that is gay
[22:45:21] pyunster: I had a feeling you'd say that XD
[22:45:29] Payno: thats gayer than me not getting laid
[22:45:37] Zoli: text roleplaying?
[22:45:42] Payno: what kind of role play?
[22:45:56] pyunster: The one with swords and magic and stuff
[22:46:01] Zoli: gey
[22:46:21] Payno: not like teacher/school girl role play then
[22:46:35] pyunster: Maybe so, but at least my creative spirit gets satisfied ID
[22:46:50] pyunster: I used to be a bit of a bit of an amateur writer o:
[22:47:34] Payno: do u prefer using magic or your sword?
[22:47:42] pyunster: But I'm not too good to be one, so I text roleplay to do anything with it
[22:47:47] pyunster: ...why do you even care XD
[22:47:53] Payno: just curious
[22:47:54] pyunster: It's gay to you after all :<
[22:48:04] Payno: im down with gay
[22:48:12] Zoli: im just bored
[22:48:22] Payno: magic or sword?
[22:48:54] pyunster: Depends on the character I play as
[22:49:21] Payno: do u have a male character?
[22:49:25] pyunster: Yes
[22:49:35] Payno: has he ever got any blood on his sword?
[22:49:52] pyunster: Ooooh I see where you're getting at now XD
[22:50:11] Payno: would u say that he is more of a man for having blood on his sword or not?
[22:50:20] Zoli: i think payn wants play roleplaying too
[22:50:30] pyunster: I believe he has had his share of blood on his sword, yes
[22:50:42] pyunster: I think Payno wants to do roleplaying of a different kind ;D
[22:51:00] Payno: does he stop to clean the blood from his sword or does he just keep going?
[22:52:04] pyunster: He wouldn't want his sword to rust over so yeah he'd clean it
[22:52:22] Zoli: he s wanking over ur bloody swordsman
[22:52:42] Payno: and then he would go straight back in to battle? or would he be put off by the blood?
[22:53:56] pyunster: Depends on how urgent it is to get back in battle? o_o
[22:54:13] pyunster: I've lost track at what kind of psychological warfare you're trying with me now Payno
[22:55:06] Payno: what if it was a pretty urgent battle that couldnt wait. but he knew it was gonna get more bloody
[22:56:13] Payno: what if it was a pretty urgent battle that couldnt wait. but he knew it was gonna get more bloody
[22:56:23] pyunster: I can't answer to that Payno
[22:56:33] pyunster: Haven't ended up in such a situation yet
[22:57:21] Payno: try putting yourself in to that situation for a moment. u are in a bloody battle. u end up having to clean your sword. u know its an urgent battle, so what do u do?
[22:58:03] pyunster: See that's the thing with roleplaying
[22:58:12] pyunster: I'm not me, I pretend to be someone else XD
[22:58:27] Payno: what would RP pyun do?
[22:58:47] pyunster: You clean your sword after a battle
[22:58:52] pyunster: Not after every enemy
[22:59:31] pyunster: If you would have to, you'd just try to swing your sword to make as much blood as possible fly off from that swing
[23:00:19] Payno: so u take on more than one enemy at a time?
[23:00:37] pyunster: I deal with what's thrown at me
[23:00:53] pyunster: I try not to have actual fighting with my characters
[23:01:00] pyunster: More like psychological warfare
[23:01:15] Payno: wouldnt the enemy look at u a bit strangely if u started to wildy swing your sword at them trying to get the blood off?
[23:01:24] pyunster: Not wildly
[23:01:27] pyunster: One quick swing
[23:01:37] pyunster: Like
[23:01:41] pyunster: If you're whipping cream
[23:02:00] pyunster: And you want to get rid of the cream stuck to your err, thing you whip the cream with
[23:02:07] pyunster: You just jab it once against the bowl
[23:02:38] Payno: so maybe slap your sword against the enemy to get most of the blood off and then move on to the next one?
[23:02:50] pyunster: Crude, but effective XD
[23:02:59] pyunster: A bit humiliating as well
[23:03:10] Payno: for the enemy or you?
[23:03:18] pyunster: Well
[23:03:37] pyunster: If you had just taken part of that whipping cream analogy, I wouldn't want to be the bowl in it :<
[23:04:06] pyunster: Anyway
[23:04:26] Payno: thank u for helping
[23:04:27] pyunster: This feels like an interrogation XD
[23:04:35] Payno: i was just curious
[23:04:39] pyunster: I wonder how you will use this to humiliate me XD
[23:04:55] Payno: certainly not the quote thread
[23:05:06] pyunster: AGH!
[23:05:13] pyunster: You didn't deny wanting to humiliate me XD
[23:05:17] pyunster: You arse DX

[0:20:17] Payno: new girls just walked in to my room just as i clicked on your link for a seedy dating website
[0:20:25] Payno: another week of failure awaits me

[18:20:31] PadraigB: everything tastes better when stolen ;O
[18:20:47] Payno: like virginity
[18:20:54] Zoli: payno found a gay who has skype in 5mins, it took 1h to get a girl on skype


[18:21:05] PadraigB: Stolen virginity?? Isn't that rape?
[18:21:18] Payno: only if they remember
[18:21:33] Yumi: payno is a rapist!

[13:16:29] ADFOX: whats the capital of argentina
[13:17:26] Nathan ツ: wheres argentina
[13:17:42] ADFOX: africa
[13:17:51] ADFOX: next to cameron
[13:18:01] Nathan ツ: dunno where that is either :/
[13:18:07] ADFOX: nigeria
[13:18:26] ADFOX: next to it
[13:18:47] Nathan ツ: kool
[13:19:07] Zoli: argentina is in south-america btw
[13:19:16] Zoli: next to brasil
[13:19:26] Nathan ツ: i thought brazil is in africa
[13:19:32] Nathan ツ: :S

[14:24:38] Nathan ツ: OMFG I LOST MY AFRO COMB

loooool please tell me the Argentina quotes were in jest

If not...i despair for the next generation xD

Unfortunately, these are all legitimate quotes

oh dear

woops

Xavier = Nathan btw.

[15:33:01] Payno: dirty dublin
[15:33:18] Nathan ツ: i thought the irish love scottish peopl xD
[15:33:34] Nathan ツ: people*
[15:33:44] Payno: what do scottish people have to do with dublin?
[15:33:53] Yumi: ^ thought the same
[15:33:55] Yumi: >.>
[15:33:58] Nathan ツ: dublin in scotland?
[15:34:02] Payno: u are epic
[15:34:05] Payno: once again
[15:34:06] Yumi: quote thread
[15:34:12] Nathan ツ: -_____________-

[14:42:26] Nathan ツ: payno u ever seen a leprecorn
[14:42:40] Payno: no
[14:42:44] Nathan ツ: kk
[14:42:46] Payno: they are fictional
[14:42:55] Nathan ツ: which means?
[14:42:58] Payno: not real
[14:43:00] Payno: make believe
[14:43:07] Payno: like santa
[14:43:11] Nathan ツ: i thought fictional is a type of book
[14:43:36] Payno: it can be
[14:43:47] Payno: fictional books, non fictional books
[14:43:53] Payno: fictional movies, non fictional movies
[14:44:03] Nathan ツ: ok
[14:44:21] Payno: but leprechauns no not exist
[14:44:28] Payno: do not*-
[14:44:36] Nathan ツ: leprecorn*
[14:44:55] Payno: *leprechaun
[14:45:03] Nathan ツ: no
[14:45:08] Nathan ツ: lerprecorn*
[14:45:12] Yumi: its leprechauns nath >.>
[14:45:13] Nathan ツ: leprecorn*
[14:45:30] Nathan ツ: no cus we learnt about them last week
[14:45:33] Nathan ツ: in school library
[14:45:56] Payno: we are talking about the little irish midgets right?
[14:46:01] Yumi: i think yes
[14:46:05] Nathan ツ: yes the one in wwe
[14:46:11] Nathan ツ: finleys friend
[14:46:13] Payno: yes, they are leprechauns
[14:46:18] Yumi: ^
[14:46:25] Nathan ツ: kk
[14:46:45] Payno: http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/64834433/11803253
[14:46:47] Payno: not real
[14:46:51] Nathan ツ: can u speak irish payn
[14:47:00] Payno: no

^ lmfao

A week without posts :O

Payno: are u wearing a hoody?
[00:33:36] Nathan ツ: no topman
[00:33:45] Payno: why thank u
[00:33:52] Payno: but are u wearing a hoody?
[00:33:55] Nathan ツ: it's a shop
[00:34:01] Nathan ツ: like debenhams
[00:34:13] Nathan ツ: lmfao u dont have topman in ireland?
[00:34:20] Nathan ツ: how sad is that
[00:34:32] Payno: i dont live in ireland
[00:34:39] Nathan ツ: oh yh
[00:34:40] Nathan ツ: wales
[00:34:43] Nathan ツ: i 4got
[00:34:46] Payno: or wales
[00:34:55] Nathan ツ: o_o?
[00:34:55] Yumi: i smell theeee
[00:34:57] Yumi: QUOTE THREAD
[00:35:01] Jon:): lol
[00:35:01] Payno: ^
[00:35:01] Nathan ツ: scotland?
[00:35:05] Nathan ツ: no its already in ther
[00:35:06] Payno: nor scotland
[00:35:10] Yumi: LMAO
[00:35:12] Yumi: continue
[00:35:13] Nathan ツ: ??????????
[00:35:15] Yumi: that makes moar
[00:35:21] Nathan ツ: there is no where else to live
[00:35:29] Yumi: england maybe?
[00:35:31] Payno: try the other country in the uk
[00:35:33] Nathan ツ: north ireland?
[00:35:38] Yumi: LMAO
[00:35:43] Nathan ツ: but u said ur in wales last time
[00:35:47] Yumi: lol?
[00:35:54] Yumi: amy lou lives there
[00:35:56] Yumi: not payno
[00:36:02] Payno: i am not amy lou
[00:36:09] Nathan ツ: payno where in england u live
[00:36:11] Nathan ツ: or staying
[00:36:23] Payno: i live in bournemouth
[00:36:34] Nathan ツ: i thought that was in wales
[00:36:39] Yumi: LMAO
[00:36:41] Yumi: EPIC
[00:36:53] Nathan ツ: like u knew where it was!
[00:36:58] Yumi: uh yes boy
[00:37:04] Yumi: i do british civilization
[00:37:07] Yumi: so i know
[00:37:07] Yumi: gg

[23:27:58] Nathan ツ: do u kno like some sort of
[23:28:07] Nathan ツ: hamster helpline or somethin?
[23:28:22] Payno: i dont believe there is one
[23:28:31] Nathan ツ: surely there would be
[23:28:41] Payno: i am not aware of it
[23:29:07] Nathan ツ: oh ok